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theonion:

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notaluallen said: i love this being done to me. like amazing.

Ugh, don’t get me started. It was sooooooooo awesome.

irnpatience:

this video was everything i hoped for and more

Something I’m sure Colin doesn’t miss about me is that I always used scientific terms when we had sex. 

I’d say shit like:

"Oh, I’m producing lubrication!" 
"Try for some more anterior wall stimulation" 

"How much longer do you think your resolution phase of the human sexual response cycle will last?" 

"Do you like it more when I lick your frenulum?"

Something I really miss doing with (or rather to) Colin was feeling his soft dick turn hard in my mouth. 

I need a boyfriend so I can do this everyday!!

fuckyeahstrippershit:

dreadfulstripper:

slouchhh:

No seriously this is sooo inappropriate and fucking ratchet as hell!!

1. This looks like this is in a strip club. Stuff like that is pretty common in most clubs. 2. I didn’t see anyone ask for your opinion…

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1. I have done the “lesbian shows” and have not once done something like this or have seen this happen. 
2. Who the FUCK allowed this picture to be taken? What horrible security. 

fuckyeahstrippershit:

dreadfulstripper:

slouchhh:

No seriously this is sooo inappropriate and fucking ratchet as hell!!

1. This looks like this is in a strip club. Stuff like that is pretty common in most clubs.
2. I didn’t see anyone ask for your opinion…

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1. I have done the “lesbian shows” and have not once done something like this or have seen this happen. 

2. Who the FUCK allowed this picture to be taken? What horrible security. 

Can you explain the ending of Lolita, the 1997 version. I don't really get the part where she is laughing while hes on top of her.. sorry if I sound stupid. It was such a good movie tho.
Anonymous

all-about-lolita:

Humbert understood that Lo was planning to escape with somebody else’s help. So, that day he came home and saw her feet covered in mud, her lipstic ruined, he got that she was out with that person. He went mad and started asking her who was it that she was meeting, but she was just trying to act sexually so that he would forget about it, because when she wanted something, she had to do sex stuff.
Later, when Humbert visited Lo, older and pregnant, she told him that it was Quilty. So, he went on and killed him. Died in prison. The end

I have a huge crush on a guy who's 27. Im 17. And he just started talking to me im so excited. He's been my impossible crush for two years now

lolitagegap:

Doesn’t sound impossible to me at all, this kind of age gap is so common and actually is a lot accepted by most people… Wait until 18 to do something if it’s the legal age in your country, that’s all. But talking is super nice of course.

Age of consent is determined by the state, few states actually have a 18+ age of consent. Most are 16 or 17. Just an FYI. 

meloetta:

"text me when you get home so i know you’re safe" kinda people are the people i wanna be around

ME

drake & josh
season 1: drake helps josh w/ a crush
season 4: drake & josh accidentally sell an orangutan to a man who eats orangutans
omg if baby oil dissolves condoms what the fuck does it do to babies???
Anonymous

the-kellin-under-the-vic:

This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material

This is one of the sweetest moments on the show. I wanted to cry a tear from happiness.

The new Lana Del Rey album is nice and all, but nothing can ever top her Born To Be A Lolita album. 

My new hair is actually very blue, there’s just no good lighting or camera to show how blue the blue parts are. I’m very happy with it!