Feminist Fashionista
so my best friend stopped by last night

We drank a bottle of Disaronno then smoked a joint then she said: “You know what would be a good idea? If we got naked and took a video of me sucking your toes”

And that’s exactly what we did… several times.

Then we were both like “Let’s take videos of us doing drunk naked erotic gymnastic tricks on each other’s bodies”

And that’s exactly what we did… several times.


If that’s not the mark of true friendship then idk what is.

secretcallgirl:

I really do try to not be so extreme and overt about supporting sex work so as to not give it away, but I literally can’t help it. And sometimes it’s so fucking annoying because I have some dude saying all this shit to me about how I don’t know what I’m talking about and how the sex work industry is ‘not what you think’ and I just wanna be like bitch I’m in the sex work industry it’s exactly what I think gtfo

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how was your acid trip

Honestly? It wasn’t that amazing. I don’t know why but it didn’t have a strong effect on me. I took one tab and my friend (whose done acid 7 times) took one tab as well. I had a bit of a body high for a few hours and my perception was distorted but only for an hour. Whereas my experienced friend said she had a nice trip and was hallucinating. 

I’ve always been a heavyweight with drugs but this was all in all kind of a disappointment. Other kids who took one tab of the same supply said they had super enlightening experiences and for me it was all sort of “meh” 

I guess I’ll have to take two tabs next time.

caught:

Today we’re going to go on a class trip! *hands out acid*

stripperina:

Isn’t it ironic that the stereotype is that strippers are dumb when, if anything, we have to act dumb so as not to intimidate male customers?

i like to out-smart the customers

Actual Quotes from my Dad (An English Teacher)
Dad: Why the hell did you put a comma there?
Dad: Do you even know what a participial phrase is?
Dad: Omg. He's like my favorite character of all time.
Dad: Who should I dress up as for the movie premier?
Dad: Hey are you awake? I know it's late, but you read Animal Farm, right? Yeah. I need you to read this report. I can't tell if I am just super tired or if this is actual bullshit.
Dad: Alesha wouldn't be able to spell 'definitely' right if wrote it down for her. She would fucking erase it and then write 'defiantly', because she doesn't care. I hate her.
Dad: I need you to bake brownies. I lost a bet.
Dad: Omg. You cannot ship me with Gilcher. You know I don't like tattoos and he's like twenty-five. And for Christ's sake, he teaches math.
Dad: Omg. Gilcher said the funniest thing today.
Dad: Mrs. Ashworth and I have decided to start a band. It'll be called Great Expectations.
Dad: It's like you didn't read the fucking book.
Dad: Okay. So this week you're reading this book I stole from Mrs. Ashworth's. It's like sixty pages long, but you'll love it.
Dad: *puts books on my bed for me to read everyday and demands that I read them*
Dad: My son doesn't like reading. I have not only failed him, but society. You aren't my son. Leave.
Dad: Okay. So you're getting books for Christmas. All of you. I get discounts on them since I'm a teacher, and since I'm a teacher, it's all I can afford, so...
Dad: Fucking standardized testing can go fuck itself in the ass.
Dad: I have to teach for the required testing instead of what they really need to know.
Dad: Fuck the government.
Dad: Fuck the school board.
Dad: Close the door.
Dad: Charles Dickens was so fucking pretentious, and I hate him, but he also caused change, but he's such a Dick. Ha. DICKens.
Dad: I love puns.
Dad: People who say sarcasm is the lowest form of humor are assholes.
Dad: Please shut up.
Dad: Catching Fire was the worst book but the best movie and that feels weird.
Dad: I wouldn't get so mad when you call me at school if you didn't change your ringtones to inappropriate rap music.
Dad: I fucking hate Alesha. She asked what countries were a part of Austria-Hungary today and I almost told her to get out.
Dad: You cannot visit my school in a dress that short. There are boys there.
Dad: Barbara Park is fucking Queen.
Dad: I need you to make me a good, relaxing playlist for silent reading. I'm too lazy.
Dad: If I have to watch two of my students grind on each other at one more dance, I will kill them both.
Dad: They act like I care what they think.
Dad: I hate homework.
Dad: I have decided to become a politician.
Dad: What's the one book with the guys and the one kills the other and the chick without a name who dies and the short angry man? Mouseman? Oh my fucking gosh. Of Mice and Men. I have failed.
The audience actually wants to work for their meal. They just don’t want to know that they’re doing that. That’s your job as a storyteller is to hide the fact that you’re making them work for their meal. We’re born problem solvers. We’re compelled to deduce and to deduct because that’s what we do in real life. It’s this well-organized absence of information that draws us in.

Pixar filmmaker Andrew Stanton in an altogether fantastic episode of NPR’s TED Radio Hour exploring what makes a great story

Complement with more secrets of storytelling from Vladimir Nabokov, Kurt Vonnegut and Neil Gaiman, then see the neurochemistry of storytelling and the dramatic art.

(via explore-blog)

c-aesarion:

TOSC-IN:

  • A database enabling you to search for keywords in article titles from c.160 Classics related journals. Provides a link to an abstract or full text version if one exists online.

Classical and Medieval History:

  • Annotated list of Reference Websites

Diotima:…

OMFG

OMFG

shslequius:

iguanamouth:

people whose entire first name is also in their last name have had a rough journey

i once knew a daniel daniels and i think his parents just had a sick sense of humor because his middle name was dan

HUMBERT HUMBERT

chrssy:

show up to your funeral like

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this is relevant to my grandfather’s funeral on wednesday 

i’m doing acid for the first time tomorrow, any tips?

it’ll be just one tab and in the woods. 

ohyeselifresh:

my neck

my back

my pizza

and my snacks