Ever since the so-called “Duke porn star scandal” hit the headlines, random people have repeatedly asked me if I am “embarrassed” by it as a Duke alumna.
The short answer is: “No.”
The somewhat-longer answer is: “No, are you freaking kidding me/what the hell is wrong with you/are you for real?”
Schrodinger’s Douchebag: One who makes douchebag statements, particularly sexist, racist or otherwise bigoted ones, then decides whether they were “just joking” or dead serious based on whether other people in the group approve or not.
MOVING THIS INTO CIRCULATION IMMEDIATELY.
We asked twenty strangers to kiss for the first time….
my favorite couple from that video
- i am still prettier than you
- i am still more confident than you
- i am more intelligent than you
when it all boils down your man goes home masturbating to the thought of me
when it all boils down you could force me to wear a garbage bag and i’ll still look hotter than you x1000000000000
I still make more money than you, I still work for my money. And unlike you I do something I love.
My interpersonal communication and business skills that I’ve acquired thanks to stripping makes me more prepared for the future employment that your daddy’s trying to hook you up with.
No matter your connections. My beauty, charm, intelligence, and overall intellect will win them over.
I have two separate facebook accounts. One is my personal account that I update frequently and one is my school account that I barely use but it’s for all the kids at my school to be friends with me on.
My university is less than 1,000 students and while we don’t have much of a student social life, shit does spread. If the kids at my school saw the crazy shit I post on my facebook then I know people would start whispering behind my back.
But another thing is that so many kids at my school are ridiculously rich, they have connect with reality. Seeing their posts of really expensive travel, $1,000 bottles of champagne, and dinners in fancy restaurants quite frankly makes me feel uncomfortable.
I literally work my ass off in a secret stigmatized job to fund my backpack style traveling and these kids just get nicer things handed to them.
So right now as I’m getting more social with the students I have to decide as to whether I’ll start allowing them to be friends with my “real” facebook. I was caught today by another student for having two facebooks and it was an awkward moment.
Why can these kids instagram daddy’s money but I can instagram my money shots that I worked my ass off for?
THIS is the ignorance sex workers deal with. This is why we need advocacy in the industry.
nothing will fuck you up as much as the realization that there’s no real reason the alphabet needs to be in order
THIS WAS THE BEST LINE
President Barack Obama on Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis.
If you’re sad this is the best post to make you smile